BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – People were shocked today when Shaquille O’Neil came out as a flat earther, or someone who believes the earth is a flat plane, not a globe. “So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and the country is flat to me,” Shaq said on his podcast. “I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings?” He later said he is convinced that the moon landing was faked, because he doesn’t think it’s likely that a spacecraft could safely land on a gigantic ball of cheese without melting it, and falling through the hole.