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Twenty-three nuclear devices were detonated by the United States at Bikini Atoll from 1946 to 1958. The island is one of 23 making up the group of the Marshall Islands in the Pacific. Test weapons were detonated on the sea, in the air, and underwater, rendering the island and surrounding areas uninhabitable due to radioactivity.