Store up your treasures in heaven. They’re more secure there, and you don’t have to declare them on your taxes.
(This is a loose translation of Matthew 6:19-21)
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Store up your treasures in heaven. They’re more secure there, and you don’t have to declare them on your taxes.
(This is a loose translation of Matthew 6:19-21)