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UNITED STATES AIR FORCE – It quickly proved itself against Iraq’s military destroying more than 900 tanks, 1,200 artillery pieces, a couple helicopters, and thousands of other vehicles. It’s no wonder our enemies have given the Warthog a different nickname, “The Monster.”