Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. Matthew 7:13 (Paraphrased – There will be bumper to bumper traffic en route to hell).
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Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. Matthew 7:13 (Paraphrased – There will be bumper to bumper traffic en route to hell).