The beach is not the only place a person can be savagely attacked while riding the waves. My neighbor recently got severely bitten in his living room by a carpet shark, while channel “surfing”. (Either that or I dreamed it).
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The beach is not the only place a person can be savagely attacked while riding the waves. My neighbor recently got severely bitten in his living room by a carpet shark, while channel “surfing”. (Either that or I dreamed it).