A friend of mine told that when a flock of pigeons flew over his head, he believed that some of them actually urinated on him. I told him that if that happened, it wasn’t pigeons, but more than likely they were birds of spray.

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A friend of mine told that when a flock of pigeons flew over his head, he believed that some of them actually urinated on him. I told him that if that happened, it wasn’t pigeons, but more than likely they were birds of spray.