One of the Great Lakes used to be patrolled regularly for security and safety purposes. Since those people are no longer there, that particular lake is now Erie-guardless.
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One of the Great Lakes used to be patrolled regularly for security and safety purposes. Since those people are no longer there, that particular lake is now Erie-guardless.