I am thinking about inventing an electronic device for senior citizens. It will be worn on their wrists, and will constantly remind them that they are too rickety/ancient to be doing a whole lot of walking, and it will be called an “old-ometer”.

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I am thinking about inventing an electronic device for senior citizens. It will be worn on their wrists, and will constantly remind them that they are too rickety/ancient to be doing a whole lot of walking, and it will be called an “old-ometer”.