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Zebras in east and southern Africa received a letter from a group of the area’s deadliest predators. The letter appeared to be an apology for past injustices, and they promised to start “serving” the striped animals. Apparently the zebras had their doubts regarding the sincerity of the letter, because they were reading between the lions.