No math class that I have ever taken, has ever quoted the number, “umpteen”… because it doesn’t exist. I feel only idiots refer to that bogus number, and I must have heard people use it at least a zillion times.
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No math class that I have ever taken, has ever quoted the number, “umpteen”… because it doesn’t exist. I feel only idiots refer to that bogus number, and I must have heard people use it at least a zillion times.