In my opinion, when a person wears certain patterns and colors, it can actually tell you something about them. For example, if a person often wears clothes that has red and black squares, then they probably have a checkered past.
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In my opinion, when a person wears certain patterns and colors, it can actually tell you something about them. For example, if a person often wears clothes that has red and black squares, then they probably have a checkered past.