I recently bought a ten speed, but now I’m taking it back. This bike seemed to have a mind of its own. It would intentionally run over an individual’s feet, knock people down, and even snarl at strangers. (What a vicious cycle).
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I recently bought a ten speed, but now I’m taking it back. This bike seemed to have a mind of its own. It would intentionally run over an individual’s feet, knock people down, and even snarl at strangers. (What a vicious cycle).