I hate delays, especially if it’s my fault. I planned on putting my father in a nursing home two weeks ago, but it’s taking me longer than I expected to properly forge his signature so I can change his living will.
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I hate delays, especially if it’s my fault. I planned on putting my father in a nursing home two weeks ago, but it’s taking me longer than I expected to properly forge his signature so I can change his living will.