HINTS TO DROP TO GET THE BIRTHDAY GIFT YOU WANT

1. Women, if you want your husband to buy you a new wardrobe. Tell him the clothes you presently have, has prompted a request for you to become a model by top executives of the Salvation Army.

2. Husbands, if you want your wife to buy you a tool kit. Tell her you’ve often wanted to work on the car, but there’s only so much you can do with a butter knife.

3. If you want your spouse to get you an exercise machine to help you lose weight. Tell them the last time you went to the zoo, elephants actually threw you peanuts.