THE TOP SPEED OF FOUR ANIMALS
Horse………………40 MPH
Gazelle…………….50 MPH
Cheetah……………70 MPH
Chicken running from KFC…..215 MPH
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THE TOP SPEED OF FOUR ANIMALS
Horse………………40 MPH
Gazelle…………….50 MPH
Cheetah……………70 MPH
Chicken running from KFC…..215 MPH
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On the brass knuckle question: Of course not, in fact I think all children should have at least two sets of brass knuckles!
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