There are very few adults as ignorant as I am about medical issues and terms, which is one of the reasons why I hate getting check-ups. Anyway, I recently had a check-up and had a very strange experience with this woman doctor.
She told me that after giving me a complete physical, that she was pretty sure that sometime in the next year or so, I needed to get a hysterectomy. She then said the other tests concluded that there are major problems with the hard wiring of my brain, and my intelligence has already begun to diminish on a daily basis, and will continue indefinitely. It was weird, because the doctor looked an awful lot alike a lady I dumped about 15 years ago, that vowed to get even with me someday. And I also found it strange, that she videotaped the entire examination with her cell phone camera, after logging in to her account on youtube. What the…