When a friend of mine initially told me that pigeons could talk just like parrots, I didn’t believe him. However I was later shocked and outraged, when he and I listened to a flock of them bragging and laughing at how much they enjoy causing damage to statues in public parks. I’ve been through some pretty rough gang-controlled neighborhoods when I lived in Chicago, but this was the first time I wish I had a sawed off shotgun.
