Bite your tongue? Break a leg? Knock yourself out? What’s up with these sadistic clichés encouraging people to injure themselves? No wonder this country is so screwed up!
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Bite your tongue? Break a leg? Knock yourself out? What’s up with these sadistic clichés encouraging people to injure themselves? No wonder this country is so screwed up!