I have always admired my nephew because he is the most ambitious I know. When he was just eight years old he started a lemonade stand, and by the end of the summer he ran ten of them in his neighborhood. At 12, he helped his little sister set a regional record for the most Girl Scout Cookies sold. He’s about to graduate from high school, and last month when I spoke to him on the phone, he didn’t give me any specifics, but he told me he finally decided what type of business he’d like to break into. Apparently I misunderstood exactly what he meant by that, because a few days ago, he was arrested for late at night, breaking into a jewelry store. I guess deep down inside, I’ve always known he was low down and worthless.