I recently ended a relationship with a woman I was involved with for a few months. Weeks before I ended it, she jokingly told me that she does not take break-ups very well. One day when I was visiting her she stepped out for a few hours, so I went through her things. I saw some newspaper clippings that she collected, regarding her past boyfriends that had disappeared, and were never seen or heard from again. The most disturbing things I saw was when I read her diary. She wrote that if I broke it off, she would chop me up into several hundred pieces, and put me out with the trash a little at a time so no one would notice. I was so outraged when I read that, that I wrote her a note telling her that we were through, and then I exited her home. I still feel proud that I acted like a man and not be intimidated by her, even though I left town in a hurry and moved to a deep dark remote cave at an undisclosed location in Montana. Also it took a while, but I’m no longer afraid of bats.