I recently got dumped by a woman that I was falling for, over a simple miscommunication. I was talking to her on my cell phone in an area that had a weak signal and she kept breaking up. I did understand her when she told me that I wasn’t very romantic, but when she gave me a suggestion on how I could display how much I loved her, it came out garbled. Anyway, I misunderstood her and I ended up sending her a dozen roaches. I still have a concussion from her hitting me in the head with a can of Raid, and I’m also considering suing T-Mobile. What the…