I saw one of my neighbors the other day and he was walking on crutches. He told me that he had to use them for a while, because he took a nap about a week ago, and his one year old pit bull thought his toes were chew toys. I suggested to him that maybe he should consider getting rid of his dog, and replace it with a French Poodle or a German Shepherd. He said he would never do that because he does not trust foreigners. On one hand I thought he was really patriotic, but on the other hand I am convinced he’s an idiot.