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A friend of mine was giving my some tips on how to store food so it doesn’t get “freezer burn”. Freezer burn? How can something burn if the temperate is below 32 degrees covered with ice? I considered correcting him and explain to him some simple scientific facts, but I didn’t want to make him look like an idiot.