A very pretty butterfly has been appearing in my backyard every morning for a couple of weeks. When I went out there yesterday, it was nowhere to be found so I called the 911. The operator sarcastically told me that I would have to wait 24 hours before I should report it missing and then she strongly recommended that I contact a psychiatrist. I didn’t say it on the phone but I felt the suggestion by the police was ridiculous, which was confirmed after I called a couple of psychiatrists that informed me that they wouldn’t help me look for it either. Now I know why some people don’t like cops. Idiots.