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My next door neighbors are both chess instructors, and are now involved in the strangest divorce I have ever heard of. They never had kids, so they are actually fighting over chess pieces. The judge presiding over this unusual legal battle, said this was the first time in a divorce he ever saw a couple using “pawns as children”.