PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
Once again, I have proven my ex-wife wrong!!! She recently bet me $25.00 that I was related to a spineless jellyfish, and a DNA test confirmed that I’m not. In hindsight, over the years I regret not betting all the women I (briefly) got involved with that made the same accusation. Countless blown financial opportunities. Dang it!!!