A very popular locksmith that lives out here got drunk last week, and improperly placed the locks on the bottom of several doors of homeowners, instead of in the middle. Since then, he’s been very low key. What the…
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A very popular locksmith that lives out here got drunk last week, and improperly placed the locks on the bottom of several doors of homeowners, instead of in the middle. Since then, he’s been very low key. What the…