A very attractive woman that I used to date a few years ago recently emailed me, informing me that she was sorry for burning down my house during a fit of rage, and then added that the psychiatric care she’s been under has cured her of being a stalker and an arsonist. Included in the email was a picture of herself, and I can see she’s as pretty as ever. She then added that she was still holding a torch for me. That’s the first time I ever blushed and peed in my pants at the same time.