I haven’t been in a library for almost 40 years, and I forgot what basic policies are. Anyway, I found a couple of novels that I thought I might enjoy reading. So I went to the librarian’s desk and asked her if I could return the books if I didn’t like them. She look at me for a second and said, “Are you an idiot?” I hate it when people answer a question with a question, that is so irritating!