An extremely attractive lady caught my attention when I was on the beach in February in Miami a few years ago. She had blonde hair, blue eyes and spoke with a French accent. It was early in the morning and we were the only ones there.
When I said “Hi” to her, she asked me if it was obvious that she was probably the prettiest woman I had ever seen. She told me she was a model and most guys would kill to have the opportunity just to talk to her, so I should consider myself lucky. She then said if I had some money and bought some suntan lotion, she would allow me to rub it on her while she took a nap.
I thought about it for a couple of moments and went to the store.
A half an hour later I was finished rubbing her down and started walking back to my hotel. Then I realized the ramifications of me smearing shoe polish all over her back and face as she slept on the sand. I only wish I could’ve seen her reaction when she woke up and had to walk past several bus loads of people that were arriving as I was leaving, that came to a beach party commemorating “Black History Month”.