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After tirelessly working on my secret invention for over 20 years, I have one last minor glitch to resolve before I plan to market it. It is a car made completely out or Styrofoam. It is light, cost effective, and comfortably seats four people. The only problem is, if the driver accelerates to more than 12 mph, the car is so light, that the wind will blow it off the road, possibly injuring or maybe killing the driver and passengers. It also has a cd player, cruise control…