My ex-wife apparently is warming up to me. She told me that the next time I wash my neck, she’d like to wring it. (I’d prefer to dry it off with a towel, but it’s to nice know that she is willing to go out of her way to help out).

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My ex-wife apparently is warming up to me. She told me that the next time I wash my neck, she’d like to wring it. (I’d prefer to dry it off with a towel, but it’s to nice know that she is willing to go out of her way to help out).