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Little Boy Blue come blow your horn,
The sheep’s in the meadow the cow’s in the corn.
But where’s the boy who looks after the sheep?
He quit his job, because his boss is a creep!!!
This modified Mother Goose Rhyme has been endorse by the AFL-CIO, the Teamsters and other national unions.