A close friend of mine asked me to go with him to meet with a group of his friends, because they were all really into the Ouija Board. Being a Christian, I had some very serious reservations about going but I went anyway. By the time the night was over, I was startled, and I doubt if my friend and his friends will ever be the same.
The room was quiet as two of them sat down with their fingers gently on the pointer. When it started to move, I grabbed a pen and some paper to write down the words. After about five minutes, the mystical pointer spelled out:
“I can’t believe you idiots spent $19.95 for this nonsense”.
What was even worst, is the Ouija Board then spelled out, ” You morons can’t get a refund because the receipt was thrown away”.