I have no idea why parents buy their newborn children shoes, even though it’s obvious that they can’t walk. I can’t prove it, but I believe this is when an infant begins to believe that their parents are financially irresponsible idiots.
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I have no idea why parents buy their newborn children shoes, even though it’s obvious that they can’t walk. I can’t prove it, but I believe this is when an infant begins to believe that their parents are financially irresponsible idiots.