4 TIPS ON DEALING WITH UNMANAGEABLE CHILDREN
1. Tell your child that they are still under warranty from the hospital, and you still have the option of taking them back.
2. Let your children see a letter you’ve written to your congressman, asking him to lower the age from 18 to 10 when parents can legally kick their kids out.
3. Inform your child that they’ve been secretly under surveillance, because it’s been recently declared that “talking back” is against the law, and police plan on making an arrest soon.
4. In front of your child, pretend to be reading and updating your living will, and when you get to their name, ask them if they have an eraser.