I don’t eat baby back ribs, because it sounds like I’m eating an innocent defenseless little pig. On the other hand, I like eggs. What the…

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I don’t eat baby back ribs, because it sounds like I’m eating an innocent defenseless little pig. On the other hand, I like eggs. What the…