By my own admission, I am a very impatient person. And I have learned to never trust a fire breathing flying reptile to do you a favor that’s time sensitive, because they will always be dragon their feet!
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By my own admission, I am a very impatient person. And I have learned to never trust a fire breathing flying reptile to do you a favor that’s time sensitive, because they will always be dragon their feet!