I live on the west coast, and I’ve heard of every major body of water out here, from the Colorado River to the Pacific Ocean. But I can’t seem to locate the one that women refer to me every time I ask one them out on a date, called Jumpenna Lake.
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I live on the west coast, and I’ve heard of every major body of water out here, from the Colorado River to the Pacific Ocean. But I can’t seem to locate the one that women refer to me every time I ask one them out on a date, called Jumpenna Lake.