A friend of mine told me that she thought she has a problem with insects in her home but wasn’t sure, so she wanted me to come over and assess the situation. So I went to her house with a microscope. I looked everywhere, and I found nothing, until I checked out her mattress. Through the lens of the microscope, I could see some tiny insects, and they were gambling playing poker, blackjack, and slot machines. That’s when I informed her that she had bet bugs. What the…
