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I love the game of Monopoly but I hate losing at it. My best friend once made me mortgage some of my property, even though I was just one dollar short of the rent I owed him. We’re not friends anymore, because I yielded to an overwhelming desire to force feed him all the cards from Chance and Community Chest.