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When I am in a rush, I hate it when people try to sell me something that I don’t want or need. As I was walking through a mall yesterday, a couple of Catholic women stopped me wanting me to purchase their candles that emitted a variety of fragrances. I told them that I didn’t have time for their “nun scents”.