“Simple Simon met a pieman
Going to the fair
Says Simple Simon to the pieman
Let me taste your ware
Says the pieman to Simple Simon
Show me first your penny
Says Simple Simon to the pieman
Indeed I have not any,
but considering that I recently got paroled from prison
for attempted murder among other violent crimes,
I think you ought to re-evaluate your position.”
(I take it some Mother Goose Rhymes were written in some rough neighborhoods).