PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
I am sick and tired of my friends telling me that I’m a wimp, alleging that I’m intimidated and scared of my wife, because it’s not true. It’s just that I have some serious concerns on what she’ll do to me when she gets mad, and I recently found out that I won’t be allowed to use my laptop during my eventually arrival to the ICU.