The story of my life is, when I try to do something right, I often make people mad. Last Halloween I ran out of candy, but the kids kept on coming. I wanted to give them something, so I gave them some frozen tater tots. The children’s parents were outraged. However, they weren’t nearly as mad at me as they were last year after I ran out of tater tots, and I started giving the trick-or-treaters strips of bacon that they could fry when they got home. I’m assuming the parents that threatened my life because they were vegetarians, but I was too scared to ask.
