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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie sparred with Joy Behar during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chris Christie was asked to leave Amtrak’s quiet car in the nation’s capital after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a congressional hearing on Benghazi, former CIA deputy director Michael Morell tells the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie announces that he secretly underwent gastric band surgery in February…

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BREAKING NEWS –  Moonachie, New Jersey – Because of his publicly well known appetite and past history regarding safety issues,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Many republicans are still angry at New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, for praising…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s plan to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie is still pondering if he should run for President. An…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that he hasn’t been the least bit concerned about…

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