BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie is still pondering if he should run for President. An ongoing criticism he has endured is in regards to his weight, where he tips the scales at around 300 pounds. An unconfirmed report is that Christie has stated that if elected, he would immediately abolish the Super Committee, which is responsible for crafting a deficit reduction bill, and promptly replace it with a Supper Committee for obvious reasons.