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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – In a shocking allegation, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s two other former wives, have finally stated the real reason […]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Actress Katie Holmes files for a divorce from Tom Cruise after a five year marriage. Holmes’ […]