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By my own admission, I am a very impatient person. And I have learned to never trust a fire breathing flying reptile to do you […]

I witnessed one of the strangest things I had ever seen when I visited San Diego Zoo last year. I actually saw a camel laying […]

I am sick and tired of Hollywood making movies, with misleading titles. I just went to see “Black Panther”. To my surprise, the movie had […]

I have a friend of mine who suffers from insomnia, that has a unique way of dealing with his infliction. On a sleepless night, he […]

Because I love sour fruit, I just entered into a contract with a local grocery store, to have it delivered to me fresh every day. […]

I had a Facebook friend that I was really attracted to. I wanted to meet her so bad, that I told her I would fly […]

My ex-wife used to tell me that she would get violently ill anytime I was near her. Now she says being near me only makes […]

I will continue my boycott of the Winter Olympics, until they accept my idea for a new event called the “dogsled ski jump”. I’m also […]

When I told my friends that I decided years ago to only date women that are less intelligent than I am, they told me that […]

After my mother recently requested that I bring her a cake from Marie Callender’s… with a file in it, I thoroughly explained to her that […]

My mother who is currently living in a nursing home, was recently moved to a more secure location, after the staff overheard her talking to […]

Anytime I’m in Chicago, I always go to the Museum of Contemporary Art to view the latest creations. The last time I was there, they […]

I have decided to sue my son in small claims court, for not repaying me $10 dollars that he borrowed almost a year ago. I […]

I recently saw something on the Animal Planet Channel that did not surprise me. Male bears when seeking a female to breed with, often go […]

I am aware of what PTSD is. Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition that’s triggered by a terrifying event — after experiencing it […]

I recently attended a Native American art exhibit in Sheridan, Wyoming. A lot of the new paintings were pictures of different tribes defending their land […]

To become a great detective in London, you don’t have to acquire a public education. Maybe that’s why Sherlock was Holmes schooled.

Well, I’m in Denver and this was the first time I touched snow in years. For old time’s sake, I made a tightly packed snowball. […]

Yesterday, during my stay here in Denver, it was very cold and I didn’t like it, but I figured out what to do. I drove […]

For the past week or so, I have been contacted several times a day on my cellphone by Pepsi and Coke, wanting my opinion on […]

I went to an auction, where vintage candy wrappers were going to be the most sought after merchandise. When I offered $400.00 for some “Juicy […]

A friend of mine was telling me about the ending of the hit movie “Titanic”, because people are wondering if Jack could have fit on […]

Me and a friend of mine have the exact same dating convictions, which is, we refuse to date anyone who has a birthday in between […]

I recently lost a close friend after he assaulted me. He loves classical musical, and I told him at best, it’s boring and very few […]

When I grew up in Chicago, I rode the “L” countless times to get around town. Because of some of the things I saw on […]

Yesterday, I texted to all of my friends and family, “Happy Veterans Day”. One of them texted me back and stated that he wasn’t a […]

Ladies, here is some good advice for you. You should be very carefully of smooth talking men that you meet in Bed, Bath & Beyond. […]

I was talking on the phone to a childhood friend of mine that I haven’t seen for decades. He was telling me that he and […]

The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me on a date, was when I was suppose to have dinner with this woman at […]

The worst experience I ever had while flying, was when I got arrested shortly after we took off. Within a few minutes, the jet turned […]

I told my psychiatrist a few years ago that I was thinking about having my DNA checked to learn about my heritage. After meeting with […]

I was talking to my young niece a few days ago, and she told me of her plans to move to Hollywood, and become a […]

When my son was six years old, I took him to a haunted house on Halloween. Big mistake! The people that worked there, said they […]

I don’t eat baby back ribs, because it sounds like I’m eating an innocent defenseless little pig. On the other hand, I like eggs. What […]

Sometimes it doesn’t pay to give my opinion, even when it’s requested. My cousin asked me what I thought is his new business, which was […]